Open up a Pokemon randomizer and post your results in order;
wyncorporation.com/pokemon/ind…(Alternatively, you could open your team roster and post them in order for team based lulz.)
1=This Pokemon will cook for you for the rest of your life
2=This Pokemon hates you a lot
3=You share your bed with this Pokemon
4=This Pokemon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer
5=This Pokemon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner
6=This Pokemon will join your team and stay forever
7=This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully
8=This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time
9=This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger
10=This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep
1. Klang. I get Gears to cook for me. It's... able to control Metal, right? ... Right?
2. Loured... Since when was that Rocker downstairs a pokemon?
3. Octillary : I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
4. Poocheyana. ... A normal, Realistic one? IT'S A TRAP!
5. Smugl-- Er, Snivy. ... Well. This is awkward.
6.Sealeo. ... Strong, Dependable, Yeah, Another normal one.
7. Swellow. :T I will be killed by claws and Pecking. Did someone call Alfred Hitchcock?
8. Rhyhorn. It's... Adorable, I'll say.
9. Serperior. .. Is it evolved from the same snivy that stalked me?
10. Kadabra. Wut.